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You saiyan monkeys won't get the best of me This time now that my power level is at 2..Million! *Evil laugh*

Can I kill him this time dad!

Sure Goten!

What!? No! I wanted to face Goku, not his brat child!

Kamekameha!

AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Dies in one hit*

That was fun!

Wow, we didn't even have to fuse into Gotenks for that one, Frieza sure is a pussy these days

Who's hungry!?


(In Hell) BESTED BY A MERE CHILD! INCONCEIVABLE! I AM THE MIGHTY LORD FRIEZA, GOKU WILL RUE THE DAY HE MADE A MOCKERY OF ME! ...What are You doing here? Oh- don't tell me, I already know.

WHAT ARE THE F***ING ODDS THE SUN WOULD BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!?



That complacent fool earned his fate, the same vindication won't be said for me

Gohan you want this one!?

I don't think that's a good idea dad...

Sure it is! Just get in there! Think of how proud your mom would be


Bulma: SooO... tell me, is it true that Gohan is on advanced placement?
Chi-Chi: Of course! Gohan was the draft pick for NASA's internship when he was only 8, I told him he's gonna be a rocket scientist, but all he wants to do is train with Goku and Piccolo, especially now that that dreaded Cell is running amuck
Bulma: Yeah.. didn't Gohan go with Goku to Cell's tournament? I remember Vegeta telling me Goku was bringing him along
Chi-Chi: *Stands up*
Bulma: Are you okay, Chi-Chi?
Chi-Chi: *Pats mouth with napkin and walks into her house*
Chi-Chi: THAT FUCKING INGRATE! I TOLD HIM GOHAN WASN'T ALLOWED TO FIGHT IN CELL'S TOURNAMENT! AND WHAT DOES GOKU SAY? "DON'T WORRY CHI-CHI! HE'S DOING HIS HOMEWORK! ...I SWEAR TO KING KAI IF GOHAN GETS ONE  SCRATCH ON HIM THEY'RE GONNA NEED THE DRAGON BALLS TO WISH GOKU'S LIFELESS CORPSE BACK FOR DISOBEYING ME!!! *Returns to Bulma* Did I tell you that Gohan's gonna be an astronaut?


Goku! What are you doing!? He's a small boy, Cell would rape his ass worse than Frieza did Vegeta back on Namek

I let him shoot me so I could get stronger and become a super saiyan

Well that didn't happen did it?

At least I had the balls to beat his 2nd form

Stop fighting! I'll face Cell...

UGHHH.. UGHH...... UGHHGOHAAAN... UGHH

make me proud Son...Gohan

Alright Cell, you've been warn-

*Pimpslaps Gohan into space*

GOHAANN!

I'm done playing games with you fools, I've had my fun, and now it's time you've decided, either Goku fights me, or your planet dies

*Comes back as a super saiyan 2*

What? Impossible! I thought you died! No matter! ..I've already made up my mind, I'm going to destroy your pathetic planet!

CELLL-

SHUT UP!

You can't.

W-Why not!? I'll do as I please!

Because you're already dead.

WHAT!? AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


.......?

Oh, see I thought my head-

*Kicks Cell's head and it explodes*



YOU ALREADY CANDY!

What are you even.. trying to say.. you, blundering oaf?

*Sharts on Vegeta*

AGHGHH! I- ...CAN'T GROOVE MOVE!

BUU GONNA EATCHU UP! *Smiles and his teeth are filled with poopy corn n nuts* MM-MMMM!

You there, kindly hand over a piece of that giant candy bar you're feasting on

NO! THE CANDY ALL FOR BUU! BUU HOO FOR YOU KITTY!

What did you just say to the Destroyer God?

IF KITTY NOT LEAVE BUU ALONE, BUU GONNA TURN KITTY INTO CAKE AND EAT IT TOO!

*Throws Majin Buu into orbit* If the pink thing had shown some manners he wouldn't have met such an untimely demise

Your majesty I don't think you should eat that

Why not? These humans eat it all the time, they say it's perhaps the most grandiose delicacy for the palette

My lord you  really  don't wanna know where that chocolate came from...

Whis you're really starting to piss me off, what the destroyer god wants, the destroyer god gets, and I want candy. Lots and lots of candy.

Then I advise you do so within the next 3 minutes... I'll just look over in this direction..

I don't know what you're complainin about, this chocolate's pretty good

*Gag*

Hey have you guys seen Vegeta around? He was supposed to train with me a little while ago

Wait did we just skip a story arc?

Nobody likes filler Whis.

Mhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Mmimhagh!

Wait did you hear that?

My apologies, it must be indigestion

Nobody care about yo gay ass, it sounds like it's coming from the pastry Beerus is eating

Oh you did Not just insult the cowlick thru da fourthwall, look itchu wit yo candy ass, you know I's an all-powerful god u punk ass b**** I think you're right, I can hear it too *They lean in*

Kakarot you imbecile! Tell lord Beerus to stop eating me at once!

Egh-gh, Vegeta!?

Vegeta? Doesn't ring a bell, nor an interest. What Is interesting is where I can find some more of these unorthodox earth treats

Oh, we got loads here on earth! Chi-Chi makes this senzu bean pot pie and it's amazing, you should try it, it really fills you up while restoring your energy, wait what were we talking about?

About getting me more of this earth food your planet's been hiding from the rest of the galaxy

Oh yeah, hey before I go can you break me off a piece of that shit-shat kit-kat bar?

Knock yourself out. *Snap*

MHAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAGH!

Mmmm! It tastes good, weird choice of ingredients though, I've never seen candy with corn and carrots in it *Takes another bite*

*Gag*

Yeh

Hi there Goku

HI!! ^^

Did you know that "Son Gokū" is actually the Japanese pronunciation of the name of the Monkey King (孫悟空, pronounced in Mandarin as "Sūn Wùkōng" and in Cantonese as "Syūn Ngh-hūng"), a major figure in the Ming-dynasty novel, Journey to the West? In fact, Toriyama Akira, the author of Dragonball, originally intended his manga to be a parody of that novel.

GOKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI!!!! I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH GOKU REALLY!! YOU ARE AMAZING AT EVERYTHING YOU DO! Hope things are going well for you and keep drawing like you're doinf now!!